bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

i shit you not

you feel me

no but get this

i’m just sayin

let me explain you a thing

and yeah

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# accurate

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# my lulz # the great gatsby # leonardo dicaprio

BREAKING NEWS: CARI GOT A JOB!

And I’m finally over 20K posts!

So, I’ll probably be on even less frequently

but…

Oh well…

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# pocket mafia # about me # gif story

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.

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# my lulz # he is FURious

mrgolightly:

Maya though.

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# my lulz # snl # kristen wiig # maya rudolph

Fangirl Challenge: 10 Male Characters | Huck (Scandal)

I looked at myself in the mirror and I finally recognized that person I once knew so well. That person who went out all the time, sometimes just for fun. And now that I’ve seen that person again, I don’t know if I could ever go back.

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# scandal

Storybrooke while Belle’s in charge

vcass:

Granny’s

Storybrooke bay

Pongo’s house

Regina’s office

Rumple’s Bathroom

Christmas

A newly commissioned library (Who’s misusing city funds, now?)

Under the library

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# ouat # shade

sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit.

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# welp on wheat no mayo # real life fuckery

oopsishittedagain:

avengethewholockians:

420goku:

420goku:

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

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# my lulz # omg

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

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# my lulz # accurate # real life fuckery

jane-adeleide:

unforgetfullibrarian:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

At first I was like. Damn gif move! Then I read the comment

god damn music jokes I can’t

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# my lulz # y'all dumb

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# scandal

daughterofkew:

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

That took me way longer than it should have…

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# my lulz # why tho?

bendnsnap:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

danglingthpider is fahrenhatin..