So you real nosy, huh? It’s alright, I am too.
Cliff’s note version: My name is Cari(sa) but I usually go by Cari because it’s easier for you. Aren’t I nice? I’m a born and bred Southerner but I don’t plan on staying one until I die. I try to stay sane during my sojourn in the Land of Rednecks and U.S. Amerikkkans. I’m over thirty, flirty and thriving and I’m almost where I wanna be so that’s really awesome.
I’m fluent in English, African-American Vernacular English and Sarcasm. Hablo un poco español y yo trate de usar todos los días. Espero estar pronto con fluidez. *crossed fingers* I’m Team Apple but I have two Android devices so whatever.
In my spare time (lol what spare time), I dabble in photography, read like a boss, write fanfiction and think about my OTP in between. It’s a beautiful life, uh oohhhhhhh.